Why have the last 3 days of grade school?
When I was a kid we worked right up until the bell rang for summer vacation.
Emma’s school week:
Monday: field trip to plant pumpkins that next years class will harvest at our local backyard harvest. (totally cool awesome activity).
Afternoon: kick off to summer reading. Book day.
Tuesday: pool day. Weather not allowing: movie day(?!?!?!) weird.
Wednesday: is field day, which is basically where they play games all day long.
So why didn’t we do the cool field trip and get done with school last Friday?
Weird.
Thunderstorm is blowing in… We’re warned to be on alert for flash flooding etc..
I’m happily sitting on my front step watching lilac petals swirl in the air.
Storms speak to my soul.
Hey Internet I might buy Birkenstocks talk me out of it
My kid got stung or bit or nibbled on by some bug in her room last night.
Really badly. She’s whiney. I’m whiney. She’s Home on benadryl on one of her last 3 days of school.
I tore apart her room and her sisters room cleaned and am washing every damn thing.
Fuck you Monday.
Hey Pullman, you sell your booze in all the stores now huh?
Let’s be friends.
I have a 5yo I’m taking offers on.
Recent crimes include:
Felony theft and misdemeanor use of cutting utensils including scissors.
Excessive attitude. Whining. Back talk.
Resisting rules and “arrest”.
Destruction of property.
Hoarding dirty laundry (especially that which she has wet) and living in a squalor of used trash items including wet wipes, toilet paper, and fruit snack wrappers.
Grand theft fruit snacks.
…..
I’m offering every last cent in my bank account to the person up to the person up to the challenge.
…. That’s only about $3.75 though….
Such a pain! I did this ALL damn day.
Because and I quote “everyone brings cupcakes mom.”
Cake pops for a 7th birthday celebration at 1st grade.
I about rage quit while making these mofos though. The chocolate ones wouldn’t stay on stick and are now truffles in my freezer.
Decay II
The big travesty of today is I discovered I only have one scented candle in my entire house.
What is that? I can’t even… I need my house to smell yummy.
Probably I should finish cleaning it and get off tumblr.
I hate clutter so why do I have so damn much of it?!
Who wants a rockband set for the ps3?!? Make it go away!!!