December 2011
56 posts
Want to know something cool?
I went to walmart with my Dad the other day. It was an exceptionally miserable trip because it’s walmart but I needed to return a gift that was given to the girls (play-doh, ugh). We looked at movies while we were there and I was THRILLED to find some blu-rays (inception, clash of the titans, sherlock holmes, the FIRST Matrix movie) for $8, plus the girls got a...
Also I’m making authentic Navajo fry bread for tacos.
I made a kickass decision on who I married, my kids skin doesn’t burn in the sun like my pale Swedish palet does, and the food is incredible.
If you are looking for Vodka in Moscow it is ALL at my house.
I told myself I can’t have my first drink until 3 but then I made a marinade for my carne asada and took a tequila shot “because it was there”.
I miss Tumblr. I can’t wait to get a new iPhone.
My grandma gave my girls a working microphone and 4 things of play dough for Christmas.
She’s really angry with me and this is her passive aggressive way of saying it.
I have a no play dough (store bought) rule in our house. Because a) it makes Dorothy break out in a rash and b) she smashes it all together and it’s trash after 1 use.
So can I exchange them?
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Starting my Tuesday in pain so bad it’s making me cry.
Can’t take care of it because it costs money.
Oh what a world, what a world.
My Christmas tree is 9ft tall because I make good choices.
I have to decorate the sumbitch today. I’m regretting the 9ft situation.
Rover died again last night.
Plumbing and car problems the universe really knows how to make me feel jolly.
Is it wine o’clock yet?
Cleaning all the things is bullshit. I need a hot maid.
My BFF and her man are a ridiculous pair.
Don’t get my wrong, I’m lucky to know them, I just don’t know what to do with them.
The plumbing in my kitchen is busted. AGAIN.
Christmas at our house has officially been postpones until January 7. YEP. That just happened.
I seriously keep watching this movie and every few minutes I’m like
“The fuck?”
If I hadn’t paid money for this, I’d be in bed by now.
stookey-girl said: Oh good, I’m glad it’s not just me. I fell asleep and felt terrible, like I was cheating on Daniel & Harrison & Olivia all at the same time.
Not just you at all. Maybe I built my expectations up so high they could never be met.
I love everyone involved with this movie, so I should have known it was doomed to fail in my eyes.
If girl with a dragon tattoo...
Watching cowboys and aliens, not getting what I expected, feeling disappointed.
…. yep…. tipsy and disappointed.
I was cleaning up my house so I could start drinking without feeling guilty.
While doing dishes I plugged the shit out of my sink AGAIN. I don’t know why, the plumbing in my house sucks so bad.
Good thing I get to start drinking now.
I only scored a 189 ( a danger to society) on the corruption test.
I really hated myself back in the day too, I just only hated myself on soft things apparently.
Running away from a conservative christian upbringing with an atheist sailor at 19 should be worth at least 20 points. I’m just saying…
I’m at my favorite coffee shop working and I want to take a photo of the prettiest coffee in the world but my damn phone is broke. GAH!
I love how they make a leaf. I love how they take the time to care. I love my local pretty pretentious coffee.
I’m here at 8am on a Friday to work on someone else’s term project that’s due at 3:30, so that tells you how much I need...
you guys I was supposed to help a friend but I drank a bottle of wine instead.
oooops
I should clarify that I would totally drink all that wine, but yesterday when I picked them up from daycare I had been at the alehouse for 5.5 hours prior.
Probably not a great plant drink all the wine, since I plan to get loaded on peppermint schnapps while sitting on my sofa tonight.
I’m having a rotten day.
It’s afternoon now I wish it was socially acceptable to drink an entire bottle of wine before picking your 6yo up from school.
I FINALLY FINISHED MY LAST PAPER FOR THE SEMESTER.
OMG SO MUCH HAPPY.
That means tomorrow I can:
-Try to find my house, I think it’s here somewhere under this dumpster that appeared about a week ago.
-Clean ALL the things.
-Wash and Fold all the clothes.
-Buy all the foods.
-Decorate all the spaces
-Buy all the christmas trees and decorate them.
-Shop for ALL the gifts
-Make all...
I’m applying to graduate school at WSU.
If I’m being honest with you guys, the PAC 12 makes me feel dirty.
A lame story about nutrition and finals week.
All I managed to shove in my face yesterday was coffee, 1 piece of toast that emma left on her plate in the morning, and 6 dinosaur chicken nuggets that I nuked before my math test last night.
I woke up this morning ready to eat a Bear, so I stopped at Mcdonalds (because that’s a good choice). I got my weakness: a sausage egg and cheese biscuit, and it was heaven.
20 minutes later, I...
my phone died which means 2 things for you tumblr
1. I won’t be around hearting your stuff all day long
2. you won’t be seeing random photos of my face for awhile.
Someday I hope to get a new phone, right now I’m using one from the dark ages.
If I manage to Graduate in May you’re all invited to the party.
If I don’t manage to Graduate let’s still have a party ok?
I finished my Statistics Project! HA INTERNET you didn’t distract me!
HA!
Restoration Project prepare to die.
STM
It’s horrible, and yet I’m going back this afternoon to pick it up for at least Emma’s Christmas present.
I can picture a little Oregon girl in it too, it would sure keep her ears warm while snowshoeing.
When I get upset I get sick to my stomach (like really sick).
I’m really upset today.
My phone isn’t working (the power button, so yes it’s on and working but the power button is totally shot so I can’t turn it off at all.
I don’t have $200 for a new phone in spite of my MIL being all over my facebook saying “well hooray that means you get to upgrade.”...
So I dropped my iPhone in my drink tonight.
At least it wasn’t the toilet? Everyone does that WTF?
It’s off and I’m waiting to see if it survives. I kind of want a white iPhone 4s but since I have no money to upgrade right now I really REALLY hope it survives.
I feel naked without a phone, but it’s probably for the best tonight because I have a fuck ton of final...
I got called immature by someone who can’t be bothered to spell out “you”.
Interent mommy medical drama. I try to be supportive and help but sometimes all I want to do is hurl insults.
Then we got told we “have it easy” and I drew my claws.
Blood will flow.
Regarding Facebook:
If you are my “friend” on Facebook and you reply back to me using “Kimberly” and pretend to know me, you clearly don’t.
Don’t call me “Kimberly” I’ll cut a bitch.
I parked in a meter to meet with my advisor, I had an appointment at 10:30. For the last 25 minutes I’ve been listening to her and some guy talk about his baby.
Nothing pertinent to his education. STFU dude and leave, I have a paper to get her to sign it will take less then five minutes of her time. JFC I hate people.
I have to get something signed by the dean of philosophy and had an...
I was just sitting on the floor of admin thinking exactly “oh good today is the last day of class” when a random old dude walked by, stopped and said “you have a look on your face that’s screams oh good today is the last day of school.”
Yep, I wear my emotions very visibly.
I just walked out of my math lab a place that has been the bane of my existence for 9 years…
This calls for SHOTS.
Conversation in which I'm a terrible Mother
Emma (in a whiney accusing tone): Susie's Mom brought cupcakes to the bake sale.
Me (at the end of my rope): Yeah? Good for Susie's mom, I bet she doesn't have 2 broken kids at home, and 7 finals.
Emma *Laughs, giggles, and stops complaining*: Momma I love you.
That's why I have kids ladies and gentlemen so I can say inappropriate things and my kids will be my laugh track.
I always feel like becoming an alcoholic by this point in the semester.
I mean, more so then I already am obviously.
Today is the last day of my life I will ever have to spend in this math lab. A huge accomplishment if you know me.
1 major project
2 take home finals
2 in class finals
and then I’ll finally be free (until January).
Early Truthful Tuesday
I ate my feelings today, and I’m scared to put what I ate into myfitnesspal
Ethan came home from work about 11am and made me get up off the sofa and face life. I hit bottom and the came back up to reality. Of course I dealt with reality by eating a cheeseburger, following it with a peppermint mocha frapp with whip, following that with a salted carmel mocha my BFF brought over, and mac and...
